Heilmann

Heilmann - originally of European origin. Kinda kinky, they stand out from the crowd. Are often the most emo person out of their friend group - and everyone loves them for it :)

Heilmann is a really unique person - I love the vibes they give off

Heilmann by yowhassupbitch December 15, 2019

heismannin 

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Heismanned 

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

heitmannized 

an accelerated state of intoxication which causes one to part take in unreasonable activities and destructive behavior.

Chris and Jay were soo heitmannized after the game, they jumped the fence and charged the field.

heitmannized by Tim Mooney November 7, 2006

Hellmanns Best 

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

Hellmanns Best by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Buster Heimann 

A jug headed ass munch who thinks he is the smartest man of all time. He sits down when he pees. His penis is the size of a Vienna Sausage.

Dude, Donald Trump is such a Buster Heimann.

Buster Heimann by Blockabbott February 28, 2018

Heimannator 

A person who yells "Ill be back" after taking a girls virginity, But doesn't return.

Steve totally accomplished the heimannator to Rachel, what a fucking badass!

Heimannator by Justin Guerard July 27, 2008