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Hellmanns Best 

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.
Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.
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Hellmann's 

The one who brings it all together, but rarely gets the credit.
Rodri from Man City, he's the Hellmann's - without him it would all fall apart, like Donkey leaving Shrek. It just ain't the same without them.
Hellmann's by Markham&Martin March 15, 2025

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026