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An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.

Some guy: Dude, I got a boner and it won't go down!

Dude: Damn man, you're hella hard!

Some guy: I better call Me So Horny agency.

hella hard by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

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laughing hella hard

When you laugh 'till your sides feel like they're taking a massive shit that's ripping their little assholes.

Yo, I was laughing hella hard when Santa asked her if she wanted a toaster for Christmas.

laughing hella hard by M00die November 19, 2013

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Holla hard

1. a solid agreement on something truly amazing

2. used to voice one's approval or excitement of something

Person 1: We're gonna beast those dance moves tomorrow night!
Person 2: Holla hard!

Person 1: We're awesome!
Person 2: Oh, yeah! Holla hard!

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear?? The new Pokemon video game is out!! This is frikkin awesome!!
Guy 2: ...oh holla HARD!

Holla hard by DawgBiscuit May 27, 2011

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hella hardcore

A lot, a great deal

"That's really cool..hella hardcore!!"

hella hardcore by Christy February 11, 2003

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hard hell

The strongest penis erection that usually last for a while. It makes you feel very uncomfortable. It sometimes occurs sporadically. Normally associated with a hard fuck

Man that chick gives me a hard hell

hard hell by criblaze June 20, 2016

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Hard as HELL

a phrase that means C-Jay... (do not mess with), (strong)

OMG DID YOU KNOW C-JAY IS HARD AS HELL?!

Hard as HELL by IHAVESUGMA5ma5her October 21, 2018

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Hard as hell

Funny.. a fool with it!

Mane, that nigga hard as hell over there..

Hard as hell by ThatShawty October 5, 2006

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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