An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a boner and it won't go down!
Dude: Damn man, you're hella hard!
Some guy: I better call Me So Horny agency.
Steve Blum, seriously he's in everything.
Steve Blum: I'm in everything, and I'm everyone. That voice in your head...yeah...I'm him.
Steve Blum as the narrator: Steve Blum, the Voice Actor's voice actor.
Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
A corruption of art, in both verbal and visual form. People who use this term are apart of the trendy set and feel as though they do not have to adhere to proper grammatical syntax. It's also used by airhead bimbos because it's "uber kawaii".
Also see: fucktarted
Dude: Dude, I am so artsy man!
Other guy: The fuck is artsy?