Heimert 

Homemade alchohol around 96% pure alchohol. Trønders and alabama people drink it, known to taste good with coffee.

Guy 1: heimert
Guy 2: heimert?
Guy 3: hmm, heimert!

Heimert by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021

Heimernigger

Heimernigger is way to name League of Legend champion. It's mostly used by racist people and in game its banable

I got killed by heimernigger

Heimernigger by Arwy December 8, 2021

Heimerdinger

A high school teacher with large breasts and a ghetto booty.

My econ teacher is such a heimerdinger.

Heimerdinger by Karly Gelardi January 6, 2008

Heimerdinger

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.

That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.

Heimerdinger by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018

jerkin-gerkin-heimer 

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

jerkin-gerkin-heimer by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

heimer syndrome 

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

heimer syndrome by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

Heimer Syndrome 

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

Heimer Syndrome by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009