Heimered 

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.

Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.

Heimered by WarRhino November 30, 2011

Heimerdinger

A high school teacher with large breasts and a ghetto booty.

My econ teacher is such a heimerdinger.

Heimerdinger by Karly Gelardi January 6, 2008

Heimerdinger

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.

That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.

Heimerdinger by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018

heimerdinger

heimerdinger is a league of legends character he places down turrets and everyone hates him he is probably one of the most hated characters in the game and plz nerf

heimerdinger is so annoying with all of his turrets he can fuck off

heimerdinger by league player 1 October 1, 2021

Heimerdinger

A champion in Riot's 2009 League of Legends.

Heimerdinger is a champion, not that!!

Heimerdinger by aetho September 29, 2021

Hemmered 

When a best friend really tests you to the edges of your friendship boundaries and right when you don't think you can take anymore, they are there for you in the most supportive way- a way that redefines why they are your best friend.

When it seemed that no one in the world was on my side, he was there for me in the best way. He totally hemmered me!

Hemmered by Writewirks June 5, 2018

heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions

Heimerdinger really carried that game

heimerdinger by nutellachan September 29, 2021