by Karly Gelardi January 06, 2008

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.
That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.
by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018

by aetho September 29, 2021

heimerdinger is a league of legends character he places down turrets and everyone hates him he is probably one of the most hated characters in the game and plz nerf
by league player 1 October 01, 2021

by nutellachan September 29, 2021

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.
"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."
by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025
