Heifi 

When the kid from Hey Arnold's best friend, named Gerald, takes a shower and his top-hat hair goes down.

Dammit Arnold my hair is SO Heifi.

Heifi by Cow Poly January 29, 2006

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis

"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."

Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018

James Hetfield 

1: Lead vocals for the metal group Metallica
2: All That is Man
3: Has written some of the most amazing songs of all time eg. Master of Puppets.

(insert singer here) might be good, but James Hetfield is all that is man

James Hetfield by Stteve June 1, 2005

James Hetfield 

The man best known for his quote... "Yeah"( or yeeeeaaaaahahooohoooh! to be a little more accurate), which he is says in about every one of his songs.
Oh, he's also famous for being Metallica's frontman and being awesome and everything

All you need to know is James Hetfield is the best

James Hetfield by MetalMilitia4 April 8, 2019

Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.

I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.

Heidi Kleindienst by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019