Heifin

Scots. Mainly East Coast
Term of insult for a girl. Ostensibly meaning fat, but can also be used to mean ugly.

"Look her there"
"She's puir heifin man"
"MAN THE HARPOONS"

Heifin by Terby December 8, 2011

hefin

Dating 3 or more women at a time

Hef is always hefin it

hefin by assassinplayboy May 26, 2010

Heafing

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.

Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.

Heafing by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Heioingi 

The phrase Jormungandr says while he forcefully shoves a brick sized hammer five inches into your fucking torso completely fracturing your fucking ribcage which depletes all your stamina and leaves you completely exposed to a viking crackhead.

Warden: Im on full stamina time to attack.
Jormungandr: HEIOINGI
Warden: Where the fuck did it all go.

Heioingi by ShlongusWongus August 28, 2020

heefin 

extremely large object/thing

best described:
Scots lad: 'did ye see the size o' her haggis?!'
Scots lad 2: 'aye it was HEEFIN!'

heefin by pourquoi? April 10, 2007

Sieg Heiling

A euphemism for consuming any media of high quality, used by black metal fans. 'Sieg Heiling' ALWAYS appears with the progressive aspect.

"At the moment, I'm Sieg Heiling 'Introduction to Graph Theory' by Richard Trudeau. His explanation of the Euler characteristic is very lucid."

"I was Sieg Heiling 'Memoria Vetusta I: Fathers of the Icy Age' the other day. It's truly a classic of the genre."

Sieg Heiling by 1338 h4x0r April 8, 2008