Heif

Literal translation from farsi (iranian) is 'shame' or 'waste'.

It is now used when looking at someone with a lot of potential that doesn't use it.

i.e. "Look at the boy. he's good looking, well dressed, rich , good job, nice car, good family and NO punai, such a HEIF."

or "If i was him, I'd be dead with AIDS by now, such a HEIF"

by Amir N June 19, 2007

Heif

A word used in eastern Ontario as a pejorative for a stereotypical old person. Heifer carries the same meaning, and a heif house is a retirement home.

Sorry I'm late, got stuck behind a heif going 30 in an 80 zone.

by DanFounder October 06, 2018

Heif

Fuck

You really Heifed that up

by Ralph September 30, 2003

heif

half, except way cooler

schfifty five and heif!

by yarrrrrrr November 13, 2006

doo and heif

Comes right after the number doo.

Shwam, Doo, Doo and heif, Schreven, shvorteen teen... and so on.

by David B. February 12, 2004

two and heif

Two and a half I assume.

Hey Dylan, you seem to have two and heif oranges sitting on your girlfriends chest. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend...

by bad_toad May 03, 2005

heiffing

A mixture of HEIFER and EFFING. It's used as an addition to the adjective EFFING when it refers to a LARGE person.

Ariel is one HEIFFING annoying idiot.

by chris doberstein December 04, 2009