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The word Hegner is used as the term Retarded. Instead of using the slur Retarded you use hegnar as slang.
"OMG CHELSEY IS SUCH A HEGNER"
"BABAHAHAHAHA I AGREE"
Hegner by Maddddie:) February 18, 2021
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heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process
Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers
heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023
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hehnered 

The act of getting totally wasted, leaving the scene of the party for a couple of minutes, while throwing up where no one can see you. After the throwing up occurrs, drinking inevitably follows.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard you got hehnered last night?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I was real messed up.
hehnered by Frankie Mo November 19, 2006

Heinerscheided 

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.
“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”
Heinerscheided by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023

hefnering 

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.
I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.
hefnering by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

Heinerscheid 

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.
Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.
Heinerscheid by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

Hefnerflefnerflef 

A word used to describe a stupid comment someone made. Usually something rude or anyoing that you dont want to respond to, can be responded to using this word.
Carl- Hey dude, your mom is ugly.
You-Hefnerflefnerflef
Hefnerflefnerflef by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010
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