Heiner 

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.

"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."

Heiner by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009

Heiner 

Can be used as an adjective for intoxitation, replacing drunk, stoned, high, blazed, fucked up or as a noun replacing any substance that cause hallucinations or intoxication such as weed, shrooms, weed, beer, or vodka.

Also can be used as a noun to replace bong, piece, stoner, drunkard, druggie, alcoholic, pimp, drug dealer, or moneymaker.

"Matt is such a heiner."
"Man matt, while you always gotta be heinered?"
"Man this is some good heiner."
"I'm just a heiner, what can I say the girlies love me."
"Man Shnitz, you are such a heiner."
"Yo eric, stop bein such a heiner and pass the heiner."
"That heiner is off the heezy, I wish we had some more heiner so we could hit the heiner again, but then again, we aren't heiners so we can't buy that much heiner, damn i wish i was heiner, then all are heiner problems would be solved."
"Like a heiner, like a heiner, what can I say."

Heiner by Sir Crunkness January 19, 2005

Heiner 

A Heiner is a person defined as unbelievably bright. His intelligence and personality were unattainable by the average peasant

Legend has it, some centuries ago, there was a child so bright that nobody could describe it. He was then known as “heiner”. His wit was unmatched.

Heiner by unclearl July 29, 2023

marissa heiner 

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Any guy would be incredibly lucky to have her in their life. If you have yourself a Marissa heiner keep her forever

That girl is the marissa heiner of the school.

marissa heiner by Clwin May 22, 2017

crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis

"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."

Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018