Hefrin

The name Hefrin defines the most hard headed yet beautiful boy in the world. It's impossible to not fall for his overwhelming charm. Hefrins have a very goofy and hilarious sense of humor that only the best type of people can understand. They are shy in the beginning but once they open up to you, your heart will melt. They are very smart and hard working. Sometimes dumb but definitely worth it. They do have a bit of a temper but dang hefrins have such kind and beautiful hearts. If you ever meet an Hefrin in your life just know he came into your life for a purpose. Hold on to him tight.

Friend 1: I stayed up all night talking to this boy for hours! I can't get enough of him!
Friend 2: must be an Hefrin

Hefrin by Broskiiii April 23, 2024

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

European hearing aid 

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013

herringbone 

It is a type of gold chain. The pattern it is weaved in a way to look like connected chevrons or "V's" to give a zig-zag type of pattern.

Had some extra paper the other day, so I went down and got me a fat herringbone to drop dem bitches' panties with.

herringbone by fayettevillain June 28, 2013

grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.

calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.

grey-herring by Senor P August 20, 2010

hefin

Dating 3 or more women at a time

Hef is always hefin it

hefin by assassinplayboy May 26, 2010

red herring 

Something used to divert attention form the real matter, issue or object(a dead red herring was often used to confuse or test the scent of a hunting dog)

That kid was just a red herring to prevent his friends from being caught in the act.

red herring by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2008