helring 

A demon from the secret 10th layer of hell. She steals the genitals of grown men and slaps them with their own meat. She also rapes Satan on Tuesdays with a rubber dildo.

You better watch out or helring will come and slice off your wang and beat you with it.

helring by [babylon] April 7, 2008

helring 

Supreme ruler of #babylon who rules with an iron fist.

Narthalion is only a puppet for the great Helring who controls the deposed pothead.

helring by supreme inquisitor April 19, 2008

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

European hearing aid 

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013

herringbone 

It is a type of gold chain. The pattern it is weaved in a way to look like connected chevrons or "V's" to give a zig-zag type of pattern.

Had some extra paper the other day, so I went down and got me a fat herringbone to drop dem bitches' panties with.

herringbone by fayettevillain June 28, 2013

grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.

calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.

grey-herring by Senor P August 20, 2010