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Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Related Words
hweezing is wheezing while hiccuping
the sight of eunwoo with long hair has us hweezing
hweezing by emilyssa May 6, 2021
Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
Heebing by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
Heeling is basically like skating but using Heelys shoes which are shoes with a wheel in the heel.
Guy1: Hey man, i have just bought my new pair of heelys, wanna go out heeling?
Guy2: Hell yeah
heeling by Mabbsy July 19, 2006
Defined As Being Idiots or The Action Of Making Random Crap Go Down A Hill, It can also mean a getaway on a Crazy Cart.
That guy was Heebing a skateboard so fast

Shit-heeling  

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.
Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!
Shit-heeling by tranceman December 20, 2008