Heeping 

An extended amount of time.

Will you shut up and forget about phone sex for a heeping minute

Heeping by Nicole_Gina July 14, 2010

helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

herping 

v. to search for reptiles or amphibians

They were herping all morning and saw three rattlesnakes

herping by reptiles October 4, 2002

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helpingfpmultis by orwanges December 27, 2021

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

I'm Helping 

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

I'm Helping by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

Mates helping mates 

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

Mates helping mates by Toddoo May 26, 2007