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Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
Heebing by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Defined As Being Idiots or The Action Of Making Random Crap Go Down A Hill, It can also mean a getaway on a Crazy Cart.
That guy was Heebing a skateboard so fast
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To complain about a thing or event from the past, which is directly, or greatly responsible, for the majority of things which the complainer benefits from in the present
1) in liberal arts class at the state university, Stacey had to write a paper criticizing colonialism. Although very busy with yoga class, dinner and drinks with friends, posting workout photos to social media, and placing Uber eats and amazon orders, she managed to get it done. Although I wouldn't bother reading her essay, I'm sure she was heebing a whole lot throughout.
2) jimmy was very critical of corporations, yet it was his uncle who's worked at Nintendo who paid his way through school and bribed the judge to make his DUI go away. jimmy, however, couldn't piece it all together. And so jimmy went in heebing about the system. And still does till this day.
Heebing by UrbanJogger November 30, 2023
Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
That ratchet girl in yo school
Look at the ratchet heebin
heebin by Killinityo11 March 1, 2015
Heeling is basically like skating but using Heelys shoes which are shoes with a wheel in the heel.
Guy1: Hey man, i have just bought my new pair of heelys, wanna go out heeling?
Guy2: Hell yeah
heeling by Mabbsy July 19, 2006
verb; to go out at night and flash your high beams at random people to blind them momentarily.
guy1: hey you wanna go heabing tonight?
guy2: ok yeah i feel like pissing some people off!
heabing by xRebl January 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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