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Synonym for Hoe, Whore, Slut, Thot, Etc. Wordly known by Pedro From The Swamp. After a incident with Mark Zuckerberg blocking Pedro from his account on Facebook, Pedro decided to not use direct terms that discriminate The Other Gender. So instead, He started using the term Heethen to casually call The Other Gender a “Prostitute” in a formal way.
You Filthy Heethens are Disgusting!!
Heethen by Drosa Capone January 22, 2023
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trout mouth heathen 

A rude, obnoxious, overboverbearing, disrespectful, arrogant, scandalous, shady, rank, person who will do and say anything to attract any attention to satisfy the need to be seen. Just stankness!! Perferrablity juvenile but can filter into the 20's and a few heathens who make it to old age.
Last time I checked, it did not say Facebook was a dating site, 900 talk dirty, or Hustler, Penthouse or anything in that category. DO NOT get up here knowing me all of 5 minutes and ask for a pic or send me your Vienna Sausage. Damn trout mouth heathen!!! If your 17 Ima send it to your Mom, if your 20 to 39 your wife or girlfriend will get it, if your older your Mom will get it cause yiu know we know you still live there!! That's so DISGUSTING & DISRESPECTFUL!!!! By the power invested in me I pronounce you blocked, deleted, and reported. :)

Heathenry 

To perform an act so grotesquely wrong, it is classified as heathenry.
Also kept to describe the worst things in the world, a descriptor for awful things like the word 'moist', pineapple on pizza and walking around outside with wet socks during rain.
"Did you see the latest fad out where all guys are piercing their ballsacks with sparkly jewellery and walking around with them hanging out of their jeans? Absolute heathenry".

Also "you thought pineapple on pizza was bad? I just ate strawberries and sausage gravy on a pizza!" "What, why? That is absolute heathenry behaviour"
Heathenry by BardcoreLover July 3, 2020
Oft times used as an insult by Christians against people who don’t worship their god. They tend to confuse Atheism, Paganism and Heathenism. Atheism is of course a lack of belief in any gods. Paganism is an umbrella term for many polytheistic non-Abrahamic religions. Whereas a heathen is one who practices the pre-Christian religion of the ancient Germanic people. They worship the Germanic and Norse gods and goddess’.

Heathens are hard polytheists, meaning they believe each god and goddess is a real and distinct individual not an aspect or archetype of a greater being. Besides the major gods spoken of in the lore, there are also local gods, ancestral spirits, and various sorts of wights. To a heathen reading and understanding one’s heritage is very important, this is why there is such a heavy emphasis placed on reading the sagas. Heathens take their religion very seriously.

Heathens have a very complex idea of the soul and of the afterlife (even though not much emphasis is placed on the here after as is in Christianity). In Norse Mythology humans were created from living and organic matter, not dead earth. The soul is made up of many parts, some that are passed down through the generations, all of which come together in a certain place and time to form a unique person. Some parts of the soul pre-exist this life, some parts continue to live on, and some perish upon death. There are nine worlds in Norse Mythology, Midgard which is Earth, Asgard which is were the Aesir dwell, Hel which is the realm of the dead (not to be confused with the Christian notion of fiery Hell), Ljossalheim (Means Light Elf Home), which is where the demigods and divinized ancestral spirits dwell (these would be the home of elves), Svartalfheim (meaning Dark Elf Home), similar in that ancestral spirits and demigods dwell here as well but has to do more with emotional than intellectual spirits (this would be the home of dwarves), Vanaheim which is where the Vanir dwell, Jotunheim this is where the giants live, and Muspellsheim and Nifelheim are the worlds of fire and ice respectively.

Another concept which makes Heathen’s unique is that of the Wyrd. Basically that you weave your own fate by the actions you take in life. Every action that you take or don’t take effects your wyrd. There is no forgiveness (or sin for that matter), if you wrong someone you must take action to make amends and set what is wrong right.

Many Heathens go by the Nine Noble Virtues which are Hospitality, Courage, Truth, Loyalty, Honor, Self Reliance, Perseverance, and Discipline.
Wicca is a Pagan religion whereas Asatru is Heathen.
Heathen by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
Someone who does not believe in the flying spaghetti monster .
Jim: I heard Alex doesn't believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
Pete: Wow, what a heathen.
Heathen by ILovePasta19 October 12, 2018
Name of the newest Twenty One pilots song that just came out.
have you heard the new song of Twenty One Pilots "Heathens" already?
Heathens by Shoymendes June 16, 2016

Heathens Moment 

When you're high, drunk, or any sort of daze with a bunch of others and the song heathens would be perfect in the background
After we came out of the bar was a perfect heathens moment
Heathens Moment by 3lonMu$k November 7, 2016
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