Hazeltons

when ur brother fucks ur girlfriend

Hazeltons: uhh Easton ur so much bigger then Keifer

by Ha1235 November 25, 2020

dropping Hamiltons

Spending ten dollars, perhaps on a movie. From the Saturday Night Live digital short "Lazy Sunday", featuring Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg.

"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons." (This refers to the 1804 duel in which then-Vice President Burr killed Alexander Hamilton, whose portrait appears on the ten dollar bill.)

by Michael D. Gately June 11, 2006

Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

The Hamiltons

Having the courage to say whats on your mind, however it sounds.

Balls of steel

No remorse.

"Bro I seen that Lass today but dodnt have the Hamiltons to even say hi to her"

Bro, I seen that lass again tonight but I didn't have the Hamiltons to talk to her

by The Ryan Wright May 30, 2019

Hazleton, PA 18201

If Pennsylvania was to have an illegitimate retarded child, this hell hole would be it.

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?

United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 29, 2010

Hamiltons

A ten dollar bill. Humorous analogy with benjamins for 100 dollar bills, used in the Saturday Night Live video "Lazy Sunday" by Andy Samburg and Chris Parnell.

I reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl acted lke she never seen a ten befo'.
It's all about the Hamiltons, baby!
...

Roll up to the theater. Ticket buyin' when we're handlin'
You can call us Aaron Burr. From the way we droppin' Hamiltons.

by LordyLordy December 27, 2005

Hazleton Drop In Center

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.

I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011