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Hazeltons: uhh Easton ur so much bigger then Keifer
by Ha1235 November 26, 2020
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Giving birth to a child without any knowledge of the pregnancy, as is common in small, rural towns, such as Hazelton, B.C.
Dude, you know that stomach pain I had? I just got back from the hospital and was hazeltoned.

Who's the father?
by Stellarwhirlpool July 24, 2012
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An absolute give of villiany, often compared with Moss Side in Manchester and Queens in NYC. Don't stop at the red lights or you'll be car jacked and they'll nick your extra strong mints.
I'm lucky to get out alive! I was on Hazelton Road , Colchester!
by Colon-ick February 8, 2020
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