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hazelton by GlitterGirl245 April 8, 2017
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Hazelton Road
An absolute give of villiany, often compared with Moss Side in Manchester and Queens in NYC. Don't stop at the red lights or you'll be car jacked and they'll nick your extra strong mints.
Hazelton Road by Colon-ick February 8, 2020
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Hazleton Hot Pocket
A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
Hazleton Hot Pocket by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
Hazleton, PA 18201
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?
United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
Hazleton, PA 18201 by Hazletard-in-Chief November 29, 2010
Hazleton Drop In Center
Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.
I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!
Hazleton Drop In Center by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
Hazleton drifting
A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
Hazleton drifting by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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