Haytering

the act of entering a friends house, and breaking almost every object that you come into contact with.
also making part inane actions, that really piss everyone off.

Friend 1: Yeah, the party was great! but Friend 3 was haytering!
Friend 2: Like What?
Friend 1: Broke almost everything! and was going round turning off the switches and straightening cushions!

Friend 2: Your a right hayterer!
Friend 3: But, i only broke, the door handle, the fish tank, the sofa, the washing line, the mirror, the bed, the sink, the kitchen floor, the blender, the tv, and the tv remote!?
Friend 2: AND the toilet flush.

by pooismysnaks. July 25, 2011

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

havering

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering

by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011

Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.

“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."

by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013

hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

Hammering the Troll

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.

Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll

by Slade666 September 29, 2011