A country born girl or boy who likes to have lots of sex with lots of other country folk, particularly in a barn where the animals can watch.
Person 1: I don't know what it is about farmers but they really turn me on. The thought of fucking in a barn excites me.
Person 2: You're such a hayho!
Person 2: You're such a hayho!
by Blinkybrooks July 29, 2017
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Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww
1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him
Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww
1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him
by Hathoda of the Day June 4, 2011
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to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.
noun
one who hamhowers;
what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.
noun
one who hamhowers;
what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"
Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!
by speshy March 14, 2019
Get the hamhower mug.Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.
He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.
He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.
Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....
by invaderzerock June 13, 2009
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by eazymoneywill July 24, 2015
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