hayho 

A country born girl or boy who likes to have lots of sex with lots of other country folk, particularly in a barn where the animals can watch.

Person 1: I don't know what it is about farmers but they really turn me on. The thought of fucking in a barn excites me.
Person 2: You're such a hayho!

hayho by Blinkybrooks July 29, 2017

Hathoda 

A Poor Joke(PJ); a logically illogical joke that makes you go :banghead:

Example of a Hathoda:
Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww

1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him

Hathoda by Hathoda of the Day June 4, 2011

haydon school 

The shittest school ever and most ppl there are wankers

Haydon school has the moistest teachers

haydon school by Abdel March 5, 2015

hamhower 

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"

Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!

hamhower by speshy March 14, 2019

simo hayha 

Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.

He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.

Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....

simo hayha by invaderzerock June 13, 2009

hayhlee 

A beautiful girl who is secretly your best friend and can't pronounce the words coach and couch differently. She has almost ginger hair but apparently she's "blonde". You would do anything for a girl named Hayhlee because she's so unique and I'm not just talking about her name. She's really easy to talk to and you know I'm not bullshitting because I've stayed up past 3 AM in Texas time and that's 4 AM in Maine. Everyone wants to know Hayhlee because she's such a great human being.

I love Skyping with Hayhlee.

hayhlee by eazymoneywill July 24, 2015

Habho 

This is not a word why would you look this up or used only when having a stroke

Conall had a few drinks last night and said Habho

Habho by HyBridFoxx June 17, 2020