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Definitions by Blinkybrooks

Beef Smoothie 

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus

Smash’n’Grab 

A sliced white bread sandwich with mashed potato as the filling; I.e. a potato sandwich.
Favoured mostly by the male population north of Watford. Brown sauce may be added if there’s time.
Is that mash potato going begging?
No Nan, don’t bother nuking it, I’m in a hurry - I’ll have a Smash’n’Grab.
Smash’n’Grab by Blinkybrooks January 20, 2022

Cockfleeced 

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result
Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!
Cockfleeced by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022

Unurbanizable 

A suggested word submitted to the Urban Dictionary which is deemed, for whatever reason, to be unacceptable and therefore not listed as an entry
What the fuck! I’ve created a new word with my own mind and the UD police have decided it’s UNURBANIZABLE
Unurbanizable by Blinkybrooks June 22, 2019
A country born girl or boy who likes to have lots of sex with lots of other country folk, particularly in a barn where the animals can watch.
Person 1: I don't know what it is about farmers but they really turn me on. The thought of fucking in a barn excites me.
Person 2: You're such a hayho!
hayho by Blinkybrooks July 29, 2017