YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT

hayloft by im swag lol (they/he?????) January 4, 2021

hayloft

code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)

you know mother mother’s song hayloft?

hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020

hayloft_princess

If you follow hayloft_princess on tiktok and Instagram I love you😩

FOLLOW HAYLOFT_PRINCESS ON TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM RN

hayloft_princess by Ara_ara😩 March 5, 2021

Haylofted

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.

“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”

Haylofted by TaffyLimeade March 1, 2021

old hay loft

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.

My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.

old hay loft by gavinity July 31, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026