Haw-Hee 

The sound you make when imitating sqeezing breasts.

The boy whispered Haw-Hee when the rather 'gifted' woman walked past

Haw-Hee by Askyda November 14, 2010

hee haw 

Adj. Meaning 'Nothing' or very little. Mainly a Central Scottish term.

'He went to get money out of his bank, but he had hee haw in it.'

nothing fuck all nante bugger all nowt

hee haw by Big_Jock_Knew January 5, 2009

hee haw mother fucker 

1. an ignorant redneck. 2. a person whom you don't like. 3. a person who is being stupid.

ex. "Look at that stupid hee haw mother fucker."
"What a stupid hee haw mother fucker."

hee haw mother fucker by josh corn July 13, 2003

Hee Haw Ho 

A ho who resides in a rural area, but a ho all the same. Different from her urban counterparts in that she may be missing teeth, uneducated and generally unkempt.

Me: Dude, have you checked out Lindsay Lohan lately? Uhh-she's rank!
Steve: Norm, she's been a Hee Haw Ho for quite some time-where have you been?!?

Hee Haw Ho by Bangboy January 6, 2010

HEE HEE HAW HAW 

haha funni from clash royale or somthing

Person 1: "Wins"
Also person 1: HEE HEE HAW HAW
Person 2: Drops down crying and becomes depressed

HEE HEE HAW HAW by Average Chicken Nugget enjoyer February 15, 2022

hee-haw 

A redneck or hick.

Oklahoma is full of hee haws.

hee-haw by xzybit September 10, 2004

hee haw 

A phrase that should follow an unreasonably pejorative, irrational/illogical, or clearly dumb-ass remark. Used as an interjection, to call someone out for being an IGNORANT BRAYING ASS. (probably best used via text format, as actually saying "hee haw" may detract from the intended effect...).

A subtle yet effective way of pointing out someone's stupidity- as they most likely won't even get your reference in the first place (and may in fact think you are laughing WITH them)- without having to be too frank.

You see, an ignorant braying ass "hee-haws" all day long...call 'em out.

"BAHAHA YOU FAG!!"
"hee haw, Bro..HEE HAW"

hee haw by kittylitterbitch August 22, 2011