21 definitions by Bangboy

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.
I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......
by Bangboy December 31, 2010
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Leroy nailed Kelly last night! When her dad finds out she did a black dude he'll freak!

Crow in the snow, dude...
by Bangboy May 13, 2009
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Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
by Bangboy February 6, 2010
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Rob, for years I've suspected that you were a picklekisser...well the fact that you just tried to get with me pretty much confirms it. Go join a gym, dude!
by Bangboy December 31, 2010
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the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
by Bangboy December 29, 2010
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The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.
Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!
by Bangboy March 14, 2007
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The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.
If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!
by Bangboy February 7, 2010
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