21 definitions by Bangboy

infanity

The sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.

I was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. I was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. A typical case of infanity, it would seem.

by Bangboy June 19, 2010

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.

I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......

by Bangboy December 31, 2010

Blackacrombie

A black guy who dresses white in mostly Abocrombie & Fitch

Leroy gets allk the white tail now that he's dressing A&F

Blackacrombie, dude, that's why

by Bangboy January 2, 2009

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.

Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

by Bangboy October 11, 2005

Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.

Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.

by Bangboy March 8, 2010

Crow in the Snow

The act of a black man having sex with a white woman.

Leroy nailed Kelly last night! When her dad finds out she did a black dude he'll freak!

Crow in the snow, dude...

by Bangboy May 13, 2009