5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 06, 2010

Blame Toilet

The total & complete blaming of someone or something.

Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!

by Bangboy January 22, 2011

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.

If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!

by Bangboy February 07, 2010

Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.

Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"

by Bangboy December 29, 2009

Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

soupcoolers

A woman's lips, usually very large, well pronounced examples, like Liv Tyler's.

Steven Tyler has an ugly kisser, while his daughter Liv has a beautiful set of soupcoolers!

by Bangboy September 27, 2005