Hee Haw Ho

A ho who resides in a rural area, but a ho all the same. Different from her urban counterparts in that she may be missing teeth, uneducated and generally unkempt.
Me: Dude, have you checked out Lindsay Lohan lately? Uhh-she's rank!
Steve: Norm, she's been a Hee Haw Ho for quite some time-where have you been?!?
by Bangboy January 07, 2010
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soupcoolers

A woman's lips, usually very large, well pronounced examples, like Liv Tyler's.
Steven Tyler has an ugly kisser, while his daughter Liv has a beautiful set of soupcoolers!
by Bangboy September 28, 2005
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Vincident

An act perpetrated by one called Vinny. Usually a violent outburst brought on by nothing more than a smile, a laugh or something else not directed at him. The reaction can involve anything from him banging on his own skull to the point of bleeding to kicking the shit out of a copy machine. On occasion, police assistance may be needed to taser the miserable bastard. Almost always, he'll use the excuse of his "condition" to get out of being arrested.
Man did you see what Vinny did to the copy machine??!? It ate his dollar bill and he went manimal on it and started swearing and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it. He ran when the cashier called the police to report a vincident.
by Bangboy February 10, 2010
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Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.
Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~
by Bangboy December 26, 2009
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Blame Toilet

The total & complete blaming of someone or something.
Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!
by Bangboy January 17, 2011
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Thinking inside the box

Take off on an overused board room expression, only this one actually has some actual meaning. To think inside the box simply means to have your mind on sex.
Dude, that board room meeting with Hal & Tom was so boring...they kept talking about thinking outside the box all the while while I was thinking inside the box while staring at the copy girl.
by Bangboy July 13, 2009
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picklekisser

Rob, for years I've suspected that you were a picklekisser...well the fact that you just tried to get with me pretty much confirms it. Go join a gym, dude!
by Bangboy December 31, 2009
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