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Haw-Haw

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£5 million, Five million pounds Sterling.
Proudly named in the tradition of having referential names for sums of money in the UK after Nigel Haw-Haw Farage who accepted a 5 million pound bribe to complete the destruction of the UK on behalf of the Billionaire/Epstein class that he had begun with Brexit and its aftermath. Source of the bribe was Christopher "I wonder why he lives in Thailand" Harborne, crypto schemer and money launderer.
Harborne bought and paid for Reform UK spotting the weaknesses in the UK's system of financial regulation in politics and the relative benefits of buying governments as demonstrated in the USA and other countries.
Other common slang money terms based on famous bribes are:
Archer for £2,000
Bernie for £1,000,000
Elon: Nice party mate did it cost you a Bernie?
Christopher@ Nah mate, had to shell out a whole Haw-Haw
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haw haw! 

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a phrase commononly said by nelson muntz from the simpons that expresses embarrassment, humiluation and dismay to the victim.
haw haw! by gunslingergirlvye_c_e November 4, 2005

Haw haw 

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The sound of a wah pedal, where the input and output cable is switched. it makes a "Haw haw" sound.
- Duuuude! i can play Seagull sounds on guitar!
-How?
-I just switched Cables on my Wah Pedal!
-Oh yearh? Pink Floyd did that long time ago...
- Totally Wah Wah Wahhhhh
- Duuude, you mean "Haw Haw Haaaaw
Haw haw by Takseb January 28, 2010

Haw Haw 

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Alexa: im a whore

LJ: Tell me something i dont know. HAW HAW
Haw Haw by LilJeff524 July 1, 2008

Haw haw 

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Coitus; copulation; intercourse. From haw-haw (narrow ditch).
Man, I've got the blue ball. I need to go get some haw haw.
Haw haw by anonymous February 6, 2018

aw haw haw

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What the French say (well, not actually, but in a stereotypical American mockery)
aw haw haw! We are ze French!
aw haw haw by yop August 21, 2003

HEE HEE HAW HAW 

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Person 1: "Wins"
Also person 1: HEE HEE HAW HAW
Person 2: Drops down crying and becomes depressed
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