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Haufen

Ein Mensch der überhaupt keine Ahnung hat.
Jemand der sehr Verpeilt ist.
Eltern sind solche Haufen! Sie haben doch keine Ahnung von das Lebens eines Teenagers.
by herlo November 22, 2010
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halfenfreude

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.
After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.
by porkalvin December 11, 2010
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Haugen

A name for someone with a huuuuuge penis
Dude you’re a Haugen
by Haugendazz April 16, 2019
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Haukenslush

A word or sentence that someone will find hard to believe or comprehended; Not the truth.
Jeff says: "Me and Beyonce' are getting married!
Malcolm says: Thats Haukenslush!
by Glenn F. February 1, 2008
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Haffenreffer

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.
Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.
by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007
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Haubenreich

Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"

Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety

Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles
Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)

Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!

No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.

(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!
by chryscallys February 3, 2010
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Harfenugen

A couple of guys who witnessed a very horrible 3 car pileup and wanted to use their new slang word they had made up themselves recently.
Guy 1: Did you see that car accident on the way home from school?

Guy 2: Ya, it was impossible to miss even if the bus driver tried to drive around the back way.

Guy 1: I know I thought I was going to harfenugen.

Guy 2: Are you serious? I did harfenugen when I got home just telling my mom what happened.

Guy 1: Serious............? I told my mom and wow there was throw up everywhere, she upchucked all over the place.

Guy 2: You mean she harfenugened?

Guy 1: Yah....
by dragongirl702 May 17, 2009
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