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halfenfreude
Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.
After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.
halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010
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Haufen • Haugen • Hauzenex • Hafenhure • hausen • hafen • hafenbredl • hafeni • hafenize • Haffenated
Haugen
Haugen by Haugendazz April 16, 2019
Haukenslush
Haukenslush by Glenn F. February 1, 2008
Haffenreffer
(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.
Haffenreffer by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007
Haubenreich
Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"
Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety
Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles
Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety
Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles
Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)
Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!
No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.
(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)
Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!
No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.
(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!
Haubenreich by chryscallys February 3, 2010
Harfenugen
A couple of guys who witnessed a very horrible 3 car pileup and wanted to use their new slang word they had made up themselves recently.
Guy 1: Did you see that car accident on the way home from school?
Guy 2: Ya, it was impossible to miss even if the bus driver tried to drive around the back way.
Guy 1: I know I thought I was going to harfenugen.
Guy 2: Are you serious? I did harfenugen when I got home just telling my mom what happened.
Guy 1: Serious............? I told my mom and wow there was throw up everywhere, she upchucked all over the place.
Guy 2: You mean she harfenugened?
Guy 1: Yah....
Guy 2: Ya, it was impossible to miss even if the bus driver tried to drive around the back way.
Guy 1: I know I thought I was going to harfenugen.
Guy 2: Are you serious? I did harfenugen when I got home just telling my mom what happened.
Guy 1: Serious............? I told my mom and wow there was throw up everywhere, she upchucked all over the place.
Guy 2: You mean she harfenugened?
Guy 1: Yah....
Harfenugen by dragongirl702 May 17, 2009
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