Haffenated

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

Halfinated

Having had just the first of two vaccine shots

Tony, who is only halfinated, contends he no longer has to wear a mask.

by PahWah March 17, 2021

Halfinated

Only receiving the first dose of the Pfizer or Moderna COVID-19 vaccines, but not receiving the second. Receiving the second will make you fully vaccinated.

I only got the first dose, so I'm halfinated. Can't wait to hang out once I'm fully vaccinated!

by SherEast May 8, 2021

Hassenated

An intensely innebriated state, where nonsensical terms are uttered, and violent wrestling matches are assured. Individuals in this state of mind tend to answer every question, even those of dire consequence, by simply repeating "the thing with the stuff", and in some extremely rare cases, the individual may call a cab driver a "baby wa-wa". This condition afflicts many young men, and is typically contracted by living in close proximity to a plethora of bars for an extended period of time.

"Wow Andy. You were Hassenated last night!"

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006