Haturd

It's a hating-ass turd

Damn, that girl's just being a haturd. I think my pants are fresher than dish soap.

by svargas July 8, 2011

Haturdo

A half duck half anteater has two teath runs up to forty miles perhour has therr tungs that shoot acid and purple gunk and when one is killed it instantly lays an egg

shoot egg gunk Haturdo

by Haturdo Master May 4, 2009

hatard

n. A person that hates other people that might (or perhaps, might not) be different than him. He/she could be a racist, a gay-basher, a religious fanatic, or any number of idiotic things like that.

syn. retarded stupid-assed bigot

fine-tuning of this definition is welcomed and encouraged

A bunch of hatards are going to try to constitutionally ban sanctioned loving relationships in Texas this fall by trying to convince otherwise rational folk that gay marriage will makes hetero marriage weaker than it already is.

by David Coufal June 11, 2005

Haterdancinator

A man of great distinct and the unborn child of the great and awesome HATERFISTINATOR

Haterdancinator, the god like man with a very tight khakis

by Nero Fujiko January 14, 2020

Hature

Hature (n): the super violent, metal-tastic parts of nature, like an eagle throwing a goat off a cliff, an octopus devouring a shark, or a no-holds-barred dinosaur fight.

"Dude, I'm sick of butterflies and flowers. I'm going on a hature walk to see some grizzly bears eat a dolphin!"

by T-Ninja2 March 8, 2010

Haterdom

To be continually in the act of hating other people's ideas and lifestyles, based solely on your poor outlook on life, and not on actual, concrete facts.

Katie's constant haterdom makes it easy to see why no one likes her.

by DCurt003 August 22, 2012

Hapturd

A happy high confusing individual who acts obscene at times of distress.

I can't believe you did that you hapturd!

by Sumdew June 3, 2014