hatard

n. A person that hates other people that might (or perhaps, might not) be different than him. He/she could be a racist, a gay-basher, a religious fanatic, or any number of idiotic things like that.

syn. retarded stupid-assed bigot

fine-tuning of this definition is welcomed and encouraged

A bunch of hatards are going to try to constitutionally ban sanctioned loving relationships in Texas this fall by trying to convince otherwise rational folk that gay marriage will makes hetero marriage weaker than it already is.

by David Coufal June 11, 2005

Hatari

The ward-winning anti-capitalist BDSM-inspired icelandic performance art group HATARI that performed at Eurovision Song Contest in 2019.

Hatari plans to dismantle capitalism from inside if possible, to expose the relentless scam of everyday life, and to draw aside the veil of irony and ambiguity in art.

Christian white moms: “I don’t want Hatari at ESC. There are kids watching!”

by raspberry_smash May 29, 2019

Rabbit Hazard

The fecal matter released from the rectum of a dog, coyote, or virtually any four-legged creature and left on the ground for rabbits to step in (noun)

"Watch out, kids! There are rabbit hazards everywhere!"

by Reefer_420_Madness October 26, 2011

Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.

'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'

by redberet October 20, 2018

Health Hazard

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.

“Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”

by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

hazard pay

Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb

"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.

by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

Hetard

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012