Hatterman 

Someone with a giant horse cock

Ooh, hi Hatterman

Hatterman by Fuck I hate April 12, 2022

Hateman 

Frequent voice mail caller on The Howard Stern Show mostly between 2003 and 2005. He was nicknamed Hateman after repeated angry and racist voice mails against blacks, hispanics, asians, west indians, the catholic church and some celebrities.

Hateman is also extrememly sexually attracted to Robin Quivers and will usually leave a sexual message directed at her towards the end of his rants.

He has recently began calling into the show again on Sirius after a long hiatus with his first message left on June 6th, 2006.

To this day no one on the show knows who he really is although Artie Lange has speculated that his accent is either from Staten Island or Brooklyn.

Howard Stern: "Hateman went to town on you again Robin because you lost weight and he's all worked up"

Hateman (via Voice mail 09-06-2007): "Hey Robin my fine little monkey bitch, how you doin' baby? You slimming down huh? Dr. Ronnie's got you in fighting shape. Well I'll tell you what, I wanna pound that pussy and have Dr Ronnie give me a high colonic while I'm in you. But she's got to give me the high colonic with her fucking toungue that rich doctor bitch. This better not be another one of your fucking fads like your magic elixer last time. I don't know you go on these unrealistic diets, and then like you balloon back up. You can't keep doing that to your system bitch, know what I mean? ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANNA TAKE OUT THIS GODDAMN TROSWER TROUT FUCKING SNAKE THROUGH MY PANTS AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR YAP YOU NIGGER BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING LICK ME YOU FUCKING COON. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT YOU BLOWHEAD FUCK. I WANNA TUG ON THOSE DREADS AND HAVE YOU LICK MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN I'LL LICK YOUR FUCKING CUNT. AHHHHH, YOU FINE LITTLE MOCHA SKIN BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT BAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS WHITE FUCKING COCK, I WANNA GIVE YOU MY WHITE HOT STICKY LOAD I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE-"

<Cut off by voice mail system>

Howard Stern: "Oh my god, he's so obsessed with you"

Robin Quivers: "Yeah, but where is he...?"

Howard Stern: "I want Dr Ronnie to give him that high colonic"

Artie Lange: "I'm impressed that Hateman clearly managed to come up with the 13 bucks a month for Satellite"

Hateman by Zorba The Swamp Monster January 4, 2008

Yatterman

1: A tongue in cheek anime made by Tatsunoko. Includes robotic dogs that shoot fire, masked super heroes, and villains with ridiculous tatas.

2: What Americans think Japanese people do all day.

Yatter, Yatter, Yatterman!

Yatterman by Thothgamer! March 7, 2010

Hackerman27282729

Hackerman27282729, was only defeated once. by the ban system and one legendary player known as Godman27282729. his name really explains it all. He hacks, and is really good. The only player he ever respected was Godman27282729, because he could beat him in a unfair fight. He joined man27282729 once Godman27282729 died as a way to respect his memory.

Hackerman27282729:lol get hacked
person 2: ::((((((((((( reported ;(((

Hackerman27282729 by man27282729 May 22, 2019

Lazy Holterman 

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

Lazy Holterman by Rev john October 20, 2011

hackerman 

The best hacker in the world, killed hitler with Kung Fury, and the best french accent ever.

*In thick french accent* "Hey guys, I'm Hackerman, today I'm going to show you how to hack common household objects back or foward into time.

hackerman by nightingaleD April 20, 2018

Hackerman 

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in

Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night

Hackerman by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019