Hairoids

Medications taken during No-Shave November to increase facial hair growth. They are generally considered cheating by those who honestly take part in this holiday.

Man the only reason Scott even has a beard is cause of those Hairoids.

by BowChickaLowLow November 17, 2009

hairoism

Amazing achievements regarding cranial fur.

Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.

by QuacksO September 28, 2022

Hamroids

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.

“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”

by DPScherer October 31, 2023