Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

Hastard by Crastard April 27, 2009

Hamtard 

Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.

That hamtard just fell over the barstool.

Hamtard by Milocharlie August 29, 2020

Hastadized 

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.

Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."

Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008

Hashtard 

adjective \hash-tard\
a. used to describe a person who has forgotten that they are posting on Facebook rather than Twitter and have used hash-tags in their post.

b. a person who intentionally uses hash tags in their posts on Facebook in an attempt to look cool or clever.

Hey hashtards, your hash tags don't work on Facebook.

Dear hashtards,
This is Facebook. Please refrain from using hash tags here as they do not work.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Facebook user

Hashtard by WhiskeyFish December 18, 2011

Hassard 

The Abbreviation of this, is:

IAH

or:

IAFH

(It´s a fucking Hassard)


If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
Board: Bruhaha

Oh no!! I knew it! An IAFH!!!

Hassard by ELrik July 3, 2004

Hassard 

Acronym for a very bad or old and unfunny joke.

Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.

Its a hassard!

Hassard by Zapp July 1, 2004

hatard 

n. A person that hates other people that might (or perhaps, might not) be different than him. He/she could be a racist, a gay-basher, a religious fanatic, or any number of idiotic things like that.

syn. retarded stupid-assed bigot

fine-tuning of this definition is welcomed and encouraged

A bunch of hatards are going to try to constitutionally ban sanctioned loving relationships in Texas this fall by trying to convince otherwise rational folk that gay marriage will makes hetero marriage weaker than it already is.

hatard by David Coufal June 11, 2005