Hassard

The Abbreviation of this, is:

IAH

or:

IAFH

(It´s a fucking Hassard)


If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
Board: Bruhaha

Oh no!! I knew it! An IAFH!!!

by ELrik July 3, 2004

Hassard

Acronym for a very bad or old and unfunny joke.

Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.

Its a hassard!

by Zapp July 1, 2004

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

by Crastard April 27, 2009

hassadiddy

Thinkin' or acting like yer better than me. Bein' all uppity and sh*t. Can apply to a person or a situation.

Sometimes Tiffany-Ann can be a real hassadiddy bitch.
Grainfields Restaurant is too hassadiddy for me. Let's go to Husky.

by Keri Coveney November 16, 2006

hassandra

the superior ship in the netflix original “the society”.

alex fitzalan: “ i think there’s potentially an attraction, because in most of the scenes we had together, i noticed there was this kind of, like, tit for tat, almost flirtatious energy”

hallies: half of hassandras ship is a bag of bones

hassandras: well at least my ship didn’t have bad sex and zero chemistry

by forlesket March 3, 2021

Hansard

A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.

Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.

Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?

by Eli Keller October 15, 2008

Hasserday

(Adj.) Term used to describe a girl who has her days. Good looking one day and a wreck the next.

Lindsay Lohan is a hasserday, she is gorgeous one day and terrible looking the next.

by Matthew R. Parker February 7, 2008