Hasselhoff'd
Hasselhoff'd by Harry Kendall July 20, 2007
Words you can keep
David-Hasselhoff-Drunk
Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
David-Hasselhoff-Drunk by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009
Related Words
Hasslehoff`d
ie: Unloading a clip from your M4A1 into the back of an enemy's head, only to have him flip around and kill you.
ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.
ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.
Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.
When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.
When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.
How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"
"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"
"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"
Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied
ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.
ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.
Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.
When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.
When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.
How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"
"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"
"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"
Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied
Hasslehoff`d by [8]bzr May 13, 2005
David Hasselhoff
A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.
Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.
David Hasselhoff by Teflon April 11, 2006
david hasselhoff
German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?
German guy 2: David who?
david hasselhoff by MasterJoe August 21, 2006
david hasselhoff
The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.
Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
david hasselhoff by Freakling July 15, 2008
David Hasselhoff
Also called "the hoff"
David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"
I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"
Germans are crazy about him
David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"
I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"
Germans are crazy about him
-i was in Berlin last year
- aight, what did you do?
- i saw "the hoff" live
- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
- aight, what did you do?
- i saw "the hoff" live
- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
David Hasselhoff by resume December 28, 2005
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