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Hasely by frogluvr6699 November 23, 2021
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Brent Hately
Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.
Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.
Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.
All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.
Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.
All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Brent Hately by BortOPotty October 27, 2023
hanely
A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.
hanely by jim bullocks August 14, 2015
Haslly
She is a very outgoing person. Falls in love and will care for that person. She loves all her friends. She cares for all her friends and will do anything to make them smile. She is a beautiful, fine, and hot girl. You can never find someone like her ever. She loves food and is addicted to food. She can sometimes fall in love easily and hold on to that person for a while. If u met a girl named Haslly I tend to tell u to become friends with her. She will change your life forever. She is so funny and talented. She is loyal to every one. She loves all of her friends and people that surround her. But let me give u some advice because friends with her because she is talented and amazing.
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