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All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.
Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.
All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
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