Hasely 

super cool sexy swaggy person with big peen and 6’2” and lovely

Person: wow hasely ur so sexy and cool

Hasely by frogluvr6699 November 23, 2021

Brent Hately 

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.

Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.

Brent Hately by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

Hazelyn 

Hazelyn is outspoken and is not afraid to tell you what's on her mind. She is a very funny person has a great sense of humour,so you will never get bored being around her.

Hazelyn

Hazelyn by Big bumpa May 2, 2019

Haely

The smartest, weirdest and most loyal female you will ever come across. If she gives you her attention you should bow down and kiss her feet.

I hope I end up with a Haely

Haely by Jmann342 December 19, 2016

hanely 

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

hanely by jim bullocks August 14, 2015

Haslly 

She is a very outgoing person. Falls in love and will care for that person. She loves all her friends. She cares for all her friends and will do anything to make them smile. She is a beautiful, fine, and hot girl. You can never find someone like her ever. She loves food and is addicted to food. She can sometimes fall in love easily and hold on to that person for a while. If u met a girl named Haslly I tend to tell u to become friends with her. She will change your life forever. She is so funny and talented. She is loyal to every one. She loves all of her friends and people that surround her. But let me give u some advice because friends with her because she is talented and amazing.

Person 1: u saw that one girl last night
Person 2: ohh Haslly yeah shes my friend
Person 1: I wanna make her mine she is beautiful and funny!

Haslly by Whts good September 29, 2018

reva haselkorn 

the coolest mofo in p-town

hazey korn.

reva haselkorn by Anonymous November 4, 2003