hanely

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

by jim bullocks August 14, 2015

Hanely

A shy girl but very nice friend. She loves animals and likes to explore. If u ever get a Hanely u wont regret it. They are the best and they make u feel better when u have a bad day. She is smart so dont forget to ask for help if u have homework problems. She is really sensitive but does not show it. She can be wild and weird sometimes but she is a good friend. she is mysterious some times, u cant tell what shes up to.

Person: I had a friend Hanely but i did the mistake of letting her go.

Friend: lucky, Why did u leave her.

by the FBI is coming for u November 5, 2018

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

Framing Hanley

Framing Hanley is a five-piece American post-hardcore band that formed in 2005 in Nashville, Tennessee, and released their first studio album in 2007. Lead singer & songwriter Kenneth Nixon, guitarists Ryan and Brandon, bassist Luke and drummer Chris came together to form Framing Hanley and quickly gained a large following in Nashville. First formed in 2005, the band posted some demos of their songs on the bands myspace page. In November 2006, these demos were discovered by Brett Hestla, former Creed bassist and frontman of Dark New Day. Hestla helped the young Nashville based quintet record a 2 song demo in his Florida studio which captured the attention of Jeff Hanson (Creed, Sevendust, Paramore) and his record label Silent Majority Group. The band recorded their debut album, The Moment, with Hestla in Orlando, Florida. The disc was released in August 2007 and includes the single "Hear Me Now". In November of 2008, Framing Hanley released The Moment Deluxe Edition with a cover of Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" song. The band has since toured with Evans Blue. According to an interview with Kenneth Nixon, up until the end of 2006, the band was called a different name, Embers Fade. Nixon stated that "our drummer's fiancée Ashley Hanley passed away in October of 2006. She was a best friend of the rest of the band, and we wanted to do something to somewhat honor her. She used to take pictures for our band, hence 'framing.' Naming our band Framing Hanley was the least we could do for someone that means so much to us."

Framing Hanley did an awesome cover of the song "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne.

&& the lead singer is HOTT! =

by Jacqueline Torres January 17, 2009

Ryan Hanley

Having to take a shit while running.

Chris: Is Mitchell okay? He's slowing down.
Nick: I think he's pulling a Ryan Hanley

by KPap501 June 29, 2010

Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.

Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.

by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

Hazelyn

Hazelyn is outspoken and is not afraid to tell you what's on her mind. She is a very funny person has a great sense of humour,so you will never get bored being around her.

Hazelyn

by Big bumpa May 2, 2019