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Hazey

Hazey is the kind of girl who doesn't like to be noticed outside of her small group of friends. She's very talkative and outgoing, she just likes to keep very few people close to her because she's seen even the closest of friends get stabbed in the back by each other. The only time she's out spoken in large crowds is if she sees someone is being bullied. She's been bullied herself and can't stand it! If you see a girl named Hazey, make sure to give her a nice smile. A smile can brighten up anyone's day!
"You see that girl over their?"
"What girl? You mean Hazey?"
"Yeah.. Do you know her?"
"Yeah," I smiled "She's helped me through allot."
Hazey by Dawn~~ December 1, 2013
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When you smoke trees &ya eyes become glossy.
Her hazey eyes hypnotize.
Hazey by DABBERm3m August 11, 2018
A stereotypical hockey girl who is toxic to their friends and boyfriends and also happens to have hazel eyes.
Damn, hazey seems prissy tonight.
hazey by mtm1000 May 15, 2021
The femboy barracks bunny of doom crew
“Rev you were looking at Hazey’s pics last night don’t lie”
Hazey by JackaCoIa March 27, 2025

Hazey Hamster 

The act of taking a large, potentially disastrous dump, while smoking a joint.
Jason: Yo dan, i just took a dump and blzd a joint to my dome.

Dan: You hazey hamstered that shit!

Hazey House 

The spot located in The Matty-O, CA. You can find three insane crazy cool chicks who live there with two doggies, Wiley and Kona. The Hazey House also has a bar, open 24/7. A hookah lounge in the lower room, an official beer pong table in the garage, two beer bong stations located outside, many designated smoking areas. Most of all, there are plenty of smoking paraphernalia that leaves the entire house HAZEY with green clouds, EVERY SINGLE DAY! So if you think the Hazey House is the place for you, slide through! We have our beds and our curtains ;)
"Heyyy, arn't you the girls who have the mechanical chair/ stair lift at your house??"

WTF!!! "Hahaha, yeeeeah fool... we got everything at the Hazey House!"
Hazey House by Dazey Dosha February 19, 2010

Hazey Morning 

A morning that is, unbeknownst to you, extremely hazey. See also wordYou Suck/word.
Wow thats one Hazey Morning!
Hazey Morning by Hazey_Morning March 25, 2003
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