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Harverson

A horse's anus which is inflamed with boils.
"Vet: your horse has a touch of the harverson."
by MalkMoo November 25, 2009
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Harrelson

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.
"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."
by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018
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Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
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Palmela Handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)
by 6B October 30, 2007
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Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Ken Harrelson

White Sox Announcer since 1990, played for the Kansas City Athletics, the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox, and the Cleveland Indians. Nickname - The Hawk
Ken Harrelson favorite's:
Mercy! Sit back, relax, and strap it in Gaaas... He gone! Waaay back--he looks up... You can put it on the board, YES! I luuuv e-mail Cinch 'er up and hunker down Chopper, two-hopper Stretch! I luuuv that duck Ball 4/base hit Thank-you-very-much You can cancel the post-game show Right size, wrong shape Sacks packed with Sox Dadgum right Sox put a big crooked number on the board La Grange, IL...Yes! Sox put a snowman up They're down to their last bullet I 'got a lot of my money in Scottsdale That's a home run in an elevator shaft You gotta ride 'em hard and turn 'em in wet Zone 'em in, reel 'em in, and light 'er up
by MrGrinch August 14, 2006
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