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pulling a halverson 

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.
Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."

halerious 

A common misspelling of the word 'hilarious', mostly used over the internet when large handed people with toes for fingers try to type too quickly
"lol im halerious"
"yes but you're 'halerious' because you can't type properly, Caoimhe you illiterate buffoon"

mrs halverson 

A digital art teacher that like to eat children and she’s a bitch
Mrs halverson thinks she’s funny but she’s not
mrs halverson by Single Barry December 20, 2017

Ethan Halverson 

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash
Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.

hamerson 

Hamerson pogi
hamerson by Joji123 June 8, 2021

Halerious 

The new spelling of the word hilarious. For people who don't know/don't care how to spell halerious correctly.
That's halerious!
Halerious by Wow dough August 22, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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