Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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somebody who plays for a team that has no fans of its own team, just fans of who hate the Chicago Cubs
(While the White Sox are losing at US Cellular Field) "Cubs suck! Cubs suck!..... oh wait, the game's over?"
by Charles the WSU fan August 03, 2008
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a team that is desperatly chased by people who have nothing better to do with thier time.

they lost thier very first home opener in comiskey to st. luis as they were shut out, poor guys embarrased a brand new field,

then the park closes again for some reconstruction and upon its grand re-opening the sox blew it again against cleveland

then in the very first morning game ever in comisky, they lose to texas, poor fans cant they celabrate one milstone for the park at least?

well not really the new comisky park opens and on the very first game played there they lose to the tigers, 16-0

they won the world seris for the 2005 season, lets celebrate!!!! since the last time they won it was in 1917
yep that was an 88 year wait.

wait did i forget the 1918 world series? oh yeah the one where eight of them sold out, well there ya go continuing with the history of selling out they also change thier stadium name to honor the great u.s. celluler company, wow what pride.

so far they have only made 4 world series appearances, in 1906, 1917, 1918, and 2005. if history repeats itself, we may have to wait another 88 years for them to win, seeing that they didnt make it to the playoffs in 2006, (the same way they did in 1917-1918) wich they also started off the season in first place all the way until it really mattered, past the all-star game, when they fell to the tigers, and eventually out of the wild card race.

i dont know about you, but with a record like that i really wouldn't brag about it.
chicago white soxs love to sell out
( p.s i am a real chicago sport fan not some out of towner who doesnt even care about the lame brewers)
by geoarr December 11, 2006
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A major league baseball team that is from the ghetto. There fans thrive off the jealousy of getting stomped around by the twins every year.
Those twins swept us White Sox again, now they are going to the world series.

Pierzynski wasn't such a douche bag when he played for the twins, now that he plays for the white sox, at least his hair looks "better."
by ThatoneGuy11 August 30, 2008
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a team that represents coruption in sports i.e. blacksox and most belvoed member of their franchise is a crook ie "shoeless" joe jackson
the drunk white sox fan jumped on to the field and attacked a umpire with his son
by hoked on fonics October 25, 2005
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despite having good players, they eather fall apart and miss the playoffs, or get swept in the 1st round every year.
The White Sox missed the playoffs by 3 games.
The White Sox got swept in the playoffs
by SoxItToEm March 28, 2004
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