Harritard

A person who is slow to catch on, dense and quite commonly makes retarded comments in social situations, but must be named Harrison

Why are you being such a harritard.

by Sandy5567890 August 30, 2022

hairtard

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.

It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007

Hurritard

Someone who watches news reports of an approaching tropical cyclone for hours or days on end instead of going on a hurrication.

Instead of going on a hurrication with James and Claudia, we decided to stay in the strike zone and watch TV coverage like a bunch of Hurritards.

by sue11111 October 31, 2008

hardtard

Being retarded, in a hardcore way.

Dude, that guy's so retarded.

Ya, he's a hardtard.

by Buster Highmann July 13, 2014

Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004