Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

by Pupling December 2, 2011

Handitapped

The act of having sexual relations with someone with a physical or mental handicap.

"Helen Keller was so hot, i'd so handitap her ass"

"Hey baby, looking to be handitapped?"

by Duality23 December 10, 2009

Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007

Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007