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Get the Handtarded mug.a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word
hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of
extreme stupidity.
hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of
extreme stupidity.
Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard
because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in
the coin slot.
because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in
the coin slot.
by jackimmo October 28, 2005
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Get the Hardvard mug.the most beautiful girl in the world. she is beautiful like a tree. german girl. likes to look up dirty words on urban dictionary. thinks wet toast parties would be a good idea for hazing. is cracked out 95% of the time but i love her. would swim the oceans for you, the oceans for you, whoa oh oh kelsey. even if you're name isn't kelsey. knows what queef means.
by metro station January 5, 2008
Get the hardardt mug.Obnoxious rider of Harley Davidson motorcycles. Particularly, riders wearing homoerotic leather garb and motorcycles with loud pipes.
The peace and quiet of the morning was shattered by the arrival of a large group of leather clad Hartards, hell bent on disrupting the heterosexual normalcy of the little town.
by Chevy Rickets November 9, 2018
Get the Hartard mug.A delusional, overzealous person who is usually slightly autistic or retarded and makes Ivy league admission their entire personality. Harvtards are so far up their own ass and are utterly convinced that the only life they’ll be able to lead without an Ivy League degree is that of a crack hoe who lives under a bridge. They will always find a way flex their SAT scores and extracurriculars regardless of what’s being talked about.
Wow, Elijah is really a harvtard! He got a 1500 SAT and now won’t shut the fuck up about it.
Example of harvtarded speech:
“I’ll be the one laughing when I get into Harvard and become your boss!”
“H-how…. I only got into UC Berkeley??? The only job I’ll be able to get now is selling my asshole for crack and food stamps.”
Example of harvtard tendencies:
Person 1: “Hey bro, my journalist uncle got disemboweled by the taliban and his corpse was put up as a warning for the western world.”
Harvtard: “Thats really cool. I have a 1490 SAT and a club that raise awareness for disemboweled uncles”
Example of harvtarded speech:
“I’ll be the one laughing when I get into Harvard and become your boss!”
“H-how…. I only got into UC Berkeley??? The only job I’ll be able to get now is selling my asshole for crack and food stamps.”
Example of harvtard tendencies:
Person 1: “Hey bro, my journalist uncle got disemboweled by the taliban and his corpse was put up as a warning for the western world.”
Harvtard: “Thats really cool. I have a 1490 SAT and a club that raise awareness for disemboweled uncles”
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