hardtard 

Being retarded, in a hardcore way.

Dude, that guy's so retarded.

Ya, he's a hardtard.

hardtard by Buster Highmann July 13, 2014

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011

hartard 

a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word

hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of

extreme stupidity.

Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard

because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in

the coin slot.

hartard by jackimmo October 28, 2005

Hardvard 

For people who got rejected from Harvard.

"I didn’t get into Harvard, so i’m going to go to Hardvard"

Hardvard by ARandomBoredAssGuy October 28, 2023

hardardt 

the most beautiful girl in the world. she is beautiful like a tree. german girl. likes to look up dirty words on urban dictionary. thinks wet toast parties would be a good idea for hazing. is cracked out 95% of the time but i love her. would swim the oceans for you, the oceans for you, whoa oh oh kelsey. even if you're name isn't kelsey. knows what queef means.

hardardt is the most beautiful girl in the world... like a tree or a high class prostitute.

hardardt by metro station January 5, 2008

Hartard 

Obnoxious rider of Harley Davidson motorcycles. Particularly, riders wearing homoerotic leather garb and motorcycles with loud pipes.

The peace and quiet of the morning was shattered by the arrival of a large group of leather clad Hartards, hell bent on disrupting the heterosexual normalcy of the little town.

Hartard by Chevy Rickets November 9, 2018

Harvtard 

A delusional, overzealous person who is usually slightly autistic or retarded and makes Ivy league admission their entire personality. Harvtards are so far up their own ass and are utterly convinced that the only life they’ll be able to lead without an Ivy League degree is that of a crack hoe who lives under a bridge. They will always find a way flex their SAT scores and extracurriculars regardless of what’s being talked about.

Wow, Elijah is really a harvtard! He got a 1500 SAT and now won’t shut the fuck up about it.

Example of harvtarded speech:

“I’ll be the one laughing when I get into Harvard and become your boss!”

“H-how…. I only got into UC Berkeley??? The only job I’ll be able to get now is selling my asshole for crack and food stamps.”

Example of harvtard tendencies:

Person 1: “Hey bro, my journalist uncle got disemboweled by the taliban and his corpse was put up as a warning for the western world.”

Harvtard: “Thats really cool. I have a 1490 SAT and a club that raise awareness for disemboweled uncles”

Harvtard by Botwog February 20, 2025