Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 04, 2007

Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009

Handitard

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'
(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

by ismiseshrek December 28, 2007

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

handitards

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.

When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.

by Maynard5 May 19, 2006