Happitard 

A retard in a good mood.

"That's one happitard."

Happitard by P4R4 December 24, 2008

hipptard

used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer

see definition ('hipptard', above)

hipptard by razed November 2, 2007

happytard 

A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.

I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.

happytard by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Handitard 

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

Handitard by Azi F April 4, 2007

Handitard 

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

Handitard by J.R. February 20, 2005

handitard 

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

handitard by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

Happitarian 

One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.

Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.

Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?

Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.

Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)

Sue: That's right!

Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.

Happitarian by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009