Hardtails 

the hottest pants known to man, when tight enough they can become near transparent

Holy shit loook you can obviously seee that pink thong through hose hardtails

Hardtails by psst4988 March 28, 2010

handrailsupport 

a dad with a sexy beard who is also cute

are you handrailsupport

handrailsupport by invisible lock May 18, 2020

hardtail pride 

in mountain biking someone who who has hardtail pride rides a bike with no rear suspension and shreds up trails that would make kids on squishes weep

you shred down a knar rock bed and i kid walking his (parent bought) stinky down might yell out "HARDTAIL PRIDE" as a sign of respect

hardtail pride by the-k-is-for-potassium November 2, 2010

hardtail 

A bicycle with no rear suspension.

You would be much more comfortable mountain biking with decent rear suspension instead of your old hardtail.

hardtail by Ken Weiner September 28, 2006

Hardballs 

taking a monster rip of a joint, blunt, or bong.

dude GO! hit it hardballs or no balls.

Hardballs by theMandMfactor December 22, 2010

Love Handrails 

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

Love Handrails by Hands Harris April 15, 2009

Hangtails 

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hangtails really hurt'

Hangtails by Sity January 1, 2008