Hardballs
Hardballs by theMandMfactor December 22, 2010
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European handball
A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.
As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"
European handball by drunkram July 22, 2015
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Herr Hardbæsj
"Herr Hardbæsj is love Herr Hardbæsj is life"
Arne: Hei Herr Harbæsj!"
Hardbæsj: Hold kjeft din forpulte såpedispenser fuglekasse kuk!
Arne: *dies*
Arne: Hei Herr Harbæsj!"
Hardbæsj: Hold kjeft din forpulte såpedispenser fuglekasse kuk!
Arne: *dies*
Herr Hardbæsj by Daniel De Ferrdo February 8, 2021
play hardball
To play hardball means you are going to get really serious.
To not hold anything back. To go all-out.
To not hold anything back. To go all-out.
That bastard hasn't paid me back the $100 he owes me. I'm gonna play hardball now.
I wouldn't mess with the principal if I were you. He knows how to play hardball.
I wouldn't mess with the principal if I were you. He knows how to play hardball.
play hardball by $@^!&$# October 20, 2008
hardballer
The AMT Hardballer was a clone of the Colt M1911 made by the now defunct arms manufacturer Arcadia Machine and Tool. It fired .45 ACP rounds and was also available in a Longslide model with an extended barrel.
Arnold blew the shit out of people with a laser-scoped Hardballer Longslide in the Terminator.
Agent 47 of the Hitman game series uses customized twin Hardballers as his signature weapons.
Agent 47 of the Hitman game series uses customized twin Hardballers as his signature weapons.
hardballer by Teh one who knows all November 10, 2006
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