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Hangtails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes
'Ouch, My Hangtails really hurt'
by Sity January 1, 2008
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Hangnail

A strip of skin at on either side of a fingernail people pick at. Hangnails are extremly painful, and very addicting. It's a habbit for some to pick at hangnails until the strip of skin has come off, and start a new one after they're finished bleeding.
During dinner Margo's thumb started bleeding all over the place because she just kept picking at her hangnail.
by LaLaLaLexi August 14, 2006
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Bangtails

Look at that magnificent horse! I'm betting he will leave those other bangtails standing still.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022
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Moist hangnail

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.
Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.
by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023
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hangtits

Refers to tits that are hanging very low (often to the navel or lower).
Quite often older people, fat people, and people who do not wear bra's end up having them.
I went on this mission to the Amazon, where few people wear clothes. Not that they needed them, women had hangtits all the way to their vagina's!

For real, anything is more attractive than that!
by Fukaface! December 18, 2010
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handrailsupport

a dad with a sexy beard who is also cute
are you handrailsupport
by invisible lock May 18, 2020
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hangmail

An e-mail containing a time-sensitive question for which you are awaiting a response. When such an e-mail is sitting in one's inbox, they are said to have a 'hangmail'.

Plural: hangmail
1: "You've got a hangmail."

2: (via SMS) "BTW I asked you to marry me through e-mail. Can you at least confirm that it went through? I hate hangmail."

3:
A - "You've got a hangmail on your finger."
B - "I think you mean hangnail."
A - "Oh ya."
by mknap September 9, 2010
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